GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But do we know its origins? This juicy concoction, made from alien fruits and exotic plants, has taken the world by storm. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this powerful juice. Many believe it grants superhuman